A troll like humanoid with no concern for personal health, image, or hygene. These creatures can often be found at lunch buffets, "all you can eat" dining establishments, or fast food restaurants. They are pack oriented for safety reasons, although contention within the pack can often be found over "the last chicken wing".
During these times you may want to cover your ears, as the troglosaur roar is piercing. Fights are typically brief whether during feeding times or even when confronted by their bipedal slimmer counterparts, as lung capacity is small and blood flow is difficult due to gravy consistency.
Mating is unfortunately more prevalent than expected, although various mechanical hoists and lifts are often needed. Troglosaurs pose little threat to society (other than being inflationary) due to the slow movement, but if approached, confrontation can be avoided by pointing in a random direction, then shouting "lunch buffet" and walking away. Treadmills, vegetables, and small portions are mortal enemies.
The troglosaur can also be found with their smoking cousins, often in liberal establishments, such as the welfare office. (Trog-LO-sawr)
During these times you may want to cover your ears, as the troglosaur roar is piercing. Fights are typically brief whether during feeding times or even when confronted by their bipedal slimmer counterparts, as lung capacity is small and blood flow is difficult due to gravy consistency.
Mating is unfortunately more prevalent than expected, although various mechanical hoists and lifts are often needed. Troglosaurs pose little threat to society (other than being inflationary) due to the slow movement, but if approached, confrontation can be avoided by pointing in a random direction, then shouting "lunch buffet" and walking away. Treadmills, vegetables, and small portions are mortal enemies.
The troglosaur can also be found with their smoking cousins, often in liberal establishments, such as the welfare office. (Trog-LO-sawr)
Dude, that girl you went home with last night was a total Troglosaur. Seriously, how did you survive? Examples: Homer Simpson, Roseanne, Anyone over 4XL, etc.
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I went to the gym today and all 10 TVs were on ESPN. God I wish those sports troglodytes would at least sacrifice one of their precious TVs so we could at least watch something blow up on the history channel?
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Gas at room temperature.
Corrosive - burns skin. Fatal if inhaled. Causes serious permanent eye and skin damage. Strong oxidiser - ignites or reacts violently with organic or inorganic combustible substances, including every known fuel as well as human tissue with no ignition delay. It can corrode any substance containing oxygen. Decomposes in water to form a variety of hazardous compounds including Hydrofluoric Acid, which melts metals, semimetals and glass and destroys inner body tissues, leaving outer tissues untouched, rendering symptoms invisible. Hydrofluoric Acid in particular damages the heart, liver, kidneys and nerves.
Reacts with Phosphorus to form Phosphorus Trichloride, which is lethal in just a few minutes in concentrations of 600ppm or higher.
Reacts with Sulphur to form Sulphur Dichloride, which reacts with water to form Hydrogen Chloride, which is corrosive when it reacts with body tissue, causing inflammation of the nose throat and upper respiratory tract and pulmonary edema when inhaled. In contact with the skin, it causes severe burns and causes serious permanent eye damage. Also reacts with Sulphur to form Sulphur Tetrafluoride, that reacts with water to form Hydrofluoric Acid (as Chlorine Trifluoride does) and Thionyl Fluoride, which is irritant to the eyes, skin and respiratory system.
Also known as N-stoff, Nazi rocket fuel and chemical weapon developed exclusively by the SS.
Gas at room temperature.
Corrosive - burns skin. Fatal if inhaled. Causes serious permanent eye and skin damage. Strong oxidiser - ignites or reacts violently with organic or inorganic combustible substances, including every known fuel as well as human tissue with no ignition delay. It can corrode any substance containing oxygen. Decomposes in water to form a variety of hazardous compounds including Hydrofluoric Acid, which melts metals, semimetals and glass and destroys inner body tissues, leaving outer tissues untouched, rendering symptoms invisible. Hydrofluoric Acid in particular damages the heart, liver, kidneys and nerves.
Reacts with Phosphorus to form Phosphorus Trichloride, which is lethal in just a few minutes in concentrations of 600ppm or higher.
Reacts with Sulphur to form Sulphur Dichloride, which reacts with water to form Hydrogen Chloride, which is corrosive when it reacts with body tissue, causing inflammation of the nose throat and upper respiratory tract and pulmonary edema when inhaled. In contact with the skin, it causes severe burns and causes serious permanent eye damage. Also reacts with Sulphur to form Sulphur Tetrafluoride, that reacts with water to form Hydrofluoric Acid (as Chlorine Trifluoride does) and Thionyl Fluoride, which is irritant to the eyes, skin and respiratory system.
Also known as N-stoff, Nazi rocket fuel and chemical weapon developed exclusively by the SS.
In other words, chlorine trifluoride corrodes, melts or ignites any substance, depending on how much oxygen it contains.
Make chlorine trifluoride by mixing chlorine and fluorine.
Have fun.
Make chlorine trifluoride by mixing chlorine and fluorine.
Have fun.
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