Camel Toemance

Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual who’s life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.

God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didn’t get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!

by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

Mark Tremonti

Quite possibly one of the greatest guitar players of our time. He started off playing lead guitar for Creed. When that fell apart, he started Alter Bridge.

Guy 1: "Have you heard "Ahavo Rabo Taco Salad" by Mark Tremonti?"
Guy 2: "No"
Guy 1: "Here listen"
Guy 2 is now speechless

by kzw December 27, 2008

Tremaine

The most kind hearted guy. He will make you feel like you're a princess and nothing less.

His smile brings out the best in you and his eyes are the most beautiful colour.

When you first meet him he's rough around the edges but he's the most gentle soul you'll ever meet. If you ever find a Tremaine, never let him go.

"Wow she seems so happy"
"Yeah, she must be dating a Tremaine"

by IcrywhenImasturbate September 7, 2016

Truman gave the order

Expression used when one needs to take a shit..... aka drop a bomb

"Where is the bathroom? Cuz Truman gave the order."

by j-dub watson March 13, 2009

Tremendous boner

A huge... huge erected penis.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.

He : Dude... It's HUGE

She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.

*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*

by VickyVixen December 25, 2009

The Truman show

YOU may not have heard about the Truman show. so basically there's this TV studio and they ARE creating this entire fictional world for this one guy named Truman. Truman has no idea he's IN A TV SHOW and his entire world is a high-tech dome in Hollywood. Eventually, actors slipping up, and some technology malfunctioning convince him to TRY TO ESCAPE. It turns out that HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ARE ROOTING FOR him, but few were ever able to get into the dome. If YOU hadn't known what the movie was before, now you have.

In the Truman show, the exit is at the edge of the dome, a few miles across the water.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 8, 2021

Tremonticitus

The polar opposite of "Bieber Fever"

Uncontrollable head banging and air guitar playing while listening to Alter Bridge, or any other song with a Mark Tremonti Solo.

The knowledge that nobody will ever come close to Mark Tremonti's amazing shredding powers.

Obsession with Mark Tremonti guitar solos.

*Two people listening to Alter Bridge*

Person one: Dude, I think I might have just caught Tremonticitus.

Person two: *Too busy playing air guitar and head banging*

by Tremontinator July 23, 2011