Traveller

Name: the equestrian mount of Confederate General Robert E. Lee during his service as commander of The Army of Northern Virginia in the American Civil War (a.k.a. The War Between the States).

During the Battle of Gettysburg, Traveller maintained his composure regardless of the bullets that were flying around himself and General Lee.

by speedog June 16, 2010

traveller

The term used to describe an erection that develops whilst on public transport (e.g. bus, train).

A hot brunette hopped on my bus so I had to ride out the trip with a traveller.

by cactoid March 1, 2005

travellers

pikeys, gypsies, a clever way of allowing hostelry owners etc. to hang racist signs without actually being racist.

"quick Alec" screamed his young friend. "get that 'NO TRAVELLERS' sign up, here come a load of gippoes."
gippo - "gravel yur droive zur?"
alec - "ckoff!"

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

The Traveler

The act of farting in a woman’s purse and zipping it back up.

"The traveler" I gave the bitch some gas to go.

by Willp May 30, 2013

travelitis

the mental paranoia that occurs during planning for a trip and packing for a trip that causes extreme worry about the actual traveling day and a raging fear that you will forget something.

Rebecca has travelitis; she's checked the weather fifty times and repacked three times and is constantly checking to make sure what time the flight leaves.

by sugardarlingholly May 1, 2011

traveler

A rather stinky shit that not only dominates the bathroom of its odor but also moves into the hallway and other rooms.

Who took that shit? That was a nasty traveler.

I had a traveler the other day that made people cry in fear all the way down the hall.

by spooninspoonout April 5, 2010

traveller

Noun: Simiar to Road Rocket. An Alcoholic beverage consumed in route to an event or place where other alcoholic beverages will be consumed

"Laske, do you want a traveller for the ride to the Cotton Bowl?"

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005