Trap door wasted

1. is a physiological state that occurs when a person has such a high level of ethanol (alcohol) in his or her blood that they develop a tendency to open and fall through closed but unlocked doors.

Did you see Brennen last night at Ando's? Yeah he was Trap door wasted

by Okinawa25s January 2, 2012

Tallahassee Trap Door

A specialty move in the game of Gotcha. While an opponent's back is turned. You reach through the back his legs and place a firm grip on his wanker from below. Stealth and precision are keys to this move. If failed you will recieve a handful of testicals or taint. Be advised, no points are awarded for grabbing testicals or taint. When the move is executed, standard rules do apply. It is then manditory to yell Gotcha!

How did gotcha go last night? I lost in the last minute by a Tallahassee Trap Door. Fucker came out of no where!

by Bledsoe July 8, 2011

Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout

The Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the epitome of the illegal scat porn industry. For all who are unaware, Chuck Berry is known for his recording prowess, and this is an extension of his renown work. Essentially, the Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the illegal recording of the female specimen on the toilet, only a trap door has been installed above the stalls. Behind the trap door lies a steamy unit of human fecal matter (stool) that closely resembles the size of a trout. Chuck Berry watches the recording from afar and releases the trap door letting the trout fall upon the female therefore creating an instant scat porn classic.

dude, I heard she got a Chuck Berry Trap Door trout... at Wangs!

...No wonder restrooms are for customers only...

by Slychub May 6, 2011

Trap Door

When one vagina lip is bigger than the other and covers the vaginal opening when folded over.

I was rebuffed on the first three pokes until I noticed her trap door blocked my entrance.

by Greg Toland May 27, 2015

Trap door

A trap door is when you take the toilet lid off and poop in the tank, then cut the metal wire holding the tank door. making the person who finds this...Put their hand in the tank and manually pull the line!

We gotta go, I left a trap door for your ex-girlfriends parents!

by Touge_Drifter November 9, 2010

Trap Door Spider

All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.

Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."

by A Group of Men who know the Truth December 10, 2008

Trap Door

A pair of pants or shorts with a zipper or hole in the back. Making insertion of genitalia easier.

Did you guys see her pants today? It looks like there is a Trap door there.

by Poonsweat August 19, 2007