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data transfer

Delivering sperm cells into another person's body through ejaculation.
Dr. Viktrov, the scientist: (unzipping his pants) Do you know, Natasia, a single sperm contains about 37.5 mb of DNA information? This means that the average male ejaculate would represent a data transfer of approximately 1,587 gb in about 3 seconds.

Natasia, the lab assistant: (kneeling and taking the chewing gum from her mouth and sticking it to the bottom of the table) That's a lot of information to swallow, Doctor!
by theinstigator March 13, 2014
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transtelligent

A person who is born Stupid, but in the age of PC, now identifies as (Smart) 'Transtelligent.'
Libtard: Hey, whatever happened to that awkwardly eccentric kid "Stupid-Dumb" from grade 9? Has he graduated yet?
Social Justice Warrior: I doubt it. He is the only student in the world to have his photos in school yearbooks for 19 consecutive years
Libtard: Yes, I saw that in the news last year, but word has it that "Stupid-Dumb" has been injecting the new Pfizer Einstein hormones into his brain and now identifies himself as 'Transtelligent.'

Social Justice Warrior: Good for him! We must never refer to him as "Stupid-Dumb"ever again.. that would be racist!
by Higzy Teflon February 18, 2021
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Pocket Transfer

The act of transferring material from one pair of pants to another when you change them. This includes the removal of useless trash.
Mom: "What happened to the change from the $20 I gave you for the textbook?"

Son: "It probably got lost in pocket transfer."
by technocactus October 28, 2009
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The Belmont Transfer

Having sex with a menstruating woman's vagina and then following with anal intercourse. A Chicago original coming from the Belmont stop on the CTA where one can transfer from the RED line to the BROWN line...
"Man I had a wild night with my girlfriend taking The Belmont Transfer..."
by Just Call Me Paul... April 11, 2010
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monroe transfer

When one person sticks a tube in their ass and then sticks it in someone else's ass and shits in their ass.
"Hey babe wanna monroe transfer?"
"No you sick sonofabitch!"
by milk February 14, 2005
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glitter transfer

When you can't lie to your partner about not going to the strip club because you have glitter all over you, your clothes and your vehicle from the lap dance you received
Kay: Have you been to the strip club, again?!
Jay: No, I told you I quit going.
Kay: Then what's with this glitter transfer all over your truck?!
by MeanJean June 8, 2014
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Transtrender

A Transtrender person is simply a person who identifies as transgender as a trend, often than not they will not actually understand what it means to be transgender. This term is not to be mistaken for a person who is gender non-comforming as it is demeaning when used in that way.
Person A: I took a personality quiz and it said i'm transgender, so i am now using that label.

Person B: Jessica please reserch what being trans is before someone calls you a transtrender, you twat.
by TropicalDeer May 17, 2020
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