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Trannpire

A tranny vampire that feeds of the souls of orphans, and the disrespect of talented performers. Their only weakness is not getting any attention no matter how outrageous their attire is or ridiculous their dance moves are.
Me: Omg, there is that damn trannpire Lady Gaga again spouting her terrible frankenvoice all in my ears.

You: She is awful, but how do you know she is a dreaded and feared trannpire?

Me: Well just look at the way she feasts upon the souls of that pile of orphans and how no one of any talent respects anything she has ever done or will do, all while wearing ludicrous outfits that beg for your attention.......Classic trannpire.

You:Yeah, I see it now. Not to mention her pierced balls are coming out of the bottom of her shiny golden C-3PO armor while attempting to use crutches.

Me: Exactly. Our only hope now is that we can ignore her hard enough that she will fade back into the pool of talentless obscurity from whence she came.

You: ...... We can only hope..... /IGNORE

Me: /IGNORE
by Trilep March 23, 2010
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transparent

to be fake, to be see-through, for one's real side to become apparent
When troubled stars carry around 'self-help' or spiritual books, purposely showing the covers to be shown in tabloid photos in hopes of recovering their ill-fated careers or image-- they are transparent.

"You're so transparent!"

"She's so transparent!"
by Lacey Jones January 2, 2008
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Transparent

An image without a white background that would show over a colored background of a webpage.
That's not transparent. It totally messes up my webpage's background.
by MS Paint December 26, 2009
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Transparent Mask

A useless or pointless avatar, alias, or secret identity
Bill: Hey fuckface, we met together at John's BBQ and Bar yesterday, right?
*UtilityMan stops before he could finish beating Shrimp Scoundrel to death*
Bill: Dude, you need to drop that transparent mask of yours and just admit it. Everyone in Redwood City knows your real name and it's retarded to continue denying simple facts.
by FourThirteenTwentyFive March 30, 2019
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Transparent Nightmare

1. when one feels they have no privacy to pursue the American dream because their American dream is to be exclusively private and void from the presumptions of having a right or privilege to a public opinion.
2. the feeling that everyone but you is controlled by public policy written for ZOMBIES, by ZOMBIES.

3. Being a naturally curious person and waking up in a world with no more secrets to discover.

4. A world in which having public opinions is mandatory, and seeking the truth is outlawed.
You cannot possibly know everything about me and in this transparent nightmare, you are not allowed to ask me questions. No interview for the job. No surveys, and no interrogation. My future plans have become the most intriguing plans on earth but The ZOMBIES do not care as they have lost all curiosity.
by Spiritual-Master January 20, 2022
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transpire

"Transpire" is a synonym for "happen," "take place," or "occur," and is most commonly used by lower-income whites or African-Americans when speaking to the media or, more commonly, law enforcement.
"Well officer, me and Junior and Latrell was all just ambulatin' down the thoroughfare here and minding our own businesses with no thought whatsoever of getting into mischief, when suddenly and out of nowhere these three Arab Muslim lookin' fellas - you know, like the President - done leaped out of the bushes at us! Well, they was just leapin' around and yellin' about that Ollie fella that they worship and Junior, bein' the fine, upstandin' American that he is, produced out of nowhere a bottle of tequila and done swung it at one of the terrorists and shattered the bottle against his dome, spraying the immediate vicinity with broken glass and liquor, which explains the mess on the sidewalk here and why we all reek of Cuervo. Simultaneously and at the same time, Latrell assessed the aptitude of the situation, retrieved a cinder block from that construction site over there, and flung it at yet another of the terrorists in an attempt to defend our country and protect our freedoms. Unfortunately, Latrell has never had the best throwin' arm and he missed that uppity Muslim and accidentally shattered the front glass to the convenience store in which we happened to be located in front of during the terrorist attack. Well, with the glass already shattered and one terrorist unaccounted for, I thought it would be most prudent and logical to whomp him upside the noggin with the most convenient weapon, which I ascertained to be the ATM machine from inside the store, which is precisely and logically how said ATM machine came to be resting out here on the sidewalk. I'm not sure how my foot got stuck in the ATM dispenser though, as I blacked out in a haze of patriotic fury while defending my country from those brown heathens. And that, officer, is exactly what transpired here.
by Harold Vagina January 12, 2009
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transparent

adj. meaning seethrough, clear, able to look through.
Man, did you see that hot chick wit da transparent shirt skirt and THONG?!?!
by anonomous May 13, 2005
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