trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

yumm

i cant believe i ate the whole container of trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Trader Joke

The pattern of the grocery chain Trader's Joe's to regularly introduce new products that sound enticing and interestingly ethnic but taste like crap--just like all the earlier enticing-sounding and interestingly ethnic foods you bought there that ended up tasting like crap.

At TJ's I found these new Yogurt Dill Papadums and thought they'd be interesting but they tasted like crap. What a Trader Joke.

What's with all the packaging at Trader Joe's? There's enough plastic wrap surrounding my asparagus spears to choke a baby dolphin. I got totally depressed but forgot all about it when I had a massive coronary from all the sodium in my Trader Joe's Thai Red Curry Sauce. What a Trader Joke.

by Food Flogger April 15, 2009

Trader Joe

A person who knows nothing about trading stocks but gets lucky once or twice and thinks that he knows everything about trading

Benny got lucky with GNUS and thinks that he knows all about stocks. Classic Trader Joe!!

by traderjoe07 September 15, 2020

Trader Hoes

Fans of the grocery store Trader Joe’s, often those that exclusively shop at this store or use shopping at this store as a personality trait.

“I saw a bunch of Trader Hoes on the bus with their Doc Martens and reusable bags on their way to try the cauliflower gnocchi.”

by How do You say Worcestershire March 3, 2021

Trader Joe's

a store that has mostly white people

i went to Trader Joe's and i saw lots of white people!

by janettttttttttt April 9, 2006

trader-upper

A woman who's dating a guy and then dumps him when she founds someone richer.

Tess was a trader-upper. Once she met Carl, she was officially
in love and oh, so reformed.

by Cristian Pavel October 31, 2007

Trader Woes

When shopping at Trader Joes for produce and one peers through the packaging, pours over all surfaces and thoroughly inspects the fruit or vegetable for signs of rot, finds none, purchases the produce and then when unpacking groceries at home finds the fruit or vegetables are in a state of decay and rotting.

Oh no! Trader Woes! I swear these apples looked perfect when I placed them in my basket at Trader Joes.

by rauri76 January 28, 2019