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bowel towels

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.
by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009
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towel feces

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017
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Bavarian bell tower

A famous landmark in iSorrowproductions' American Dream Theme Park
"Aww man, I wanna go to the American Dream Theme Park to see the Bavarian Bell Tower!"
by SansLeEpicSkeleton December 12, 2018
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Happy Towel

A small wash cloth or hand towel that is kept next to the bed, in the glove box or in a pocket and is used for cleaning up bodily fluids after a sexual encounter. It may have a smiley face drawn in a corner so that the Happy Towel will not be accidently used for other purposes. This towel might also be used for a woman to spit into if she does not have the decency to swallow.
After their passionate encounter, Dick and Jane used their Happy Towels to clean up the mess and the wet spot. happy towel clean up body fluid
by Grendel177 January 1, 2015
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Trump Tower

He lives over in Trump Tower over in Brownsville.
by lorddarth May 18, 2017
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Guest towel get-a-way

When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"
I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.
by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012
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Towel Time

Spending an hour or so online or watching TV fresh out of the shower, only wearing a towel. It is a very special time.
"No, I can't come over now, it's towel time!"
by sunsetfunset January 5, 2009
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