Towelling

Two meanings:
1. beating someone comprehensively
2. gay locker room antics between homosexual men

1. I towelled that Pontiac at da lights
2. I towelled Gary\'s ass so good after the game

by Hozey April 26, 2005

towelling

when you use a towel to cover yourself while you change out of a swim suit, most often in front of a few people on the deck of a pool

person 1:how did you change out of your swim suit if u didnt go into the locker room?
person 2:towelling
person 1:oh

by tfrey January 21, 2006

Towelie

The worst character ever.

Cartman: "Towelie, you're the worst character ever."
Towelie: "I know..."

by Smanny April 29, 2006

toweller

(Noun) - one who towels

"Who's the guy who comes to towel us off?"

"Oh, he's the toweller."

by Here's Johnny!!! June 16, 2011

Towelliee

Best Prot paladin US and all around Legend.

Some say Towelliee's favorite song is 'Baby by Justin Bieber' but no-one will say it to his face because that cunt will rip your fucking legs off for breathing out of tone.

Towelliee should always be approached with caution and if startled should be ran from before he has the chance to fuck you up.
A wild Towelliee can be tamed using only the rarest and strongest of beers from around the globe.
If seen do not attempt to befriend.

Guy 1: Holy fuck, that dude is huge! Is he eating that Bear?

Guy 2: I think he is...
Guy 1: Wait, is that Towelliee?
Guy 2: Oh fuck! It's Towelliee!
Guy 1: Got any of that Queen's Ale left?
Guy 2: Nope.
Guy 1: oh fuck, RUN!

by Lardimus Prime May 25, 2015

growler toweller

an excessively attentive male, given to wiping cock snot semen, sperm, jizm from his wife's cunt twat, snatch after intercourse.

he used to be one of the guys until he got married, now he's turned into a growler toweller.

by Sheepshagger July 4, 2006

towelie

Short for "towelhead", a derogatory term used for people of Middle Eastern and Indian origin, namely for the customary donning of turbans.

South Park created their character "towelie" partially to make light of this term (as they do with many very heated socio-political issues) and as a play on the term "toweler".

Why do we keep lettin' those damn towelie terrorists into this country!

by califoreigner May 6, 2008