pink torpedo

A penis.

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!"

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

Morning Tourette's

The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.

Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.

by geodave December 21, 2013

Double Torpedo

The act of two people simultaneously dropping loads into a toilet. The initiator, or the first mate as they are known, sits at the rear of the toilet seat spreading their legs as wide apart as possible. The second participant, or deck hand as they are known, squats over the top allowing both members of the Double Torpedo to “dump” at the same time. Extreme care must be taken when performing this bathroom stunt, accidents are common.

First mate: "Dude I really need to shit"
Deck Hand: "Me too man"
First mate: "Hows this going to work with only one toilet?"
Deck Hand: "Double Torpedo"
First Mate: "Best idea you've ever had"

by Ginge the Baron October 28, 2008

toepee

Being toepee with someone means being sassy.

Girl, I'm sorry that I slept with your man, but don't get so toepee with me!

by baby primus April 7, 2015

topelo

A night that begins at the U Club, followed by “a downtown bar” -> an obligatory stop for a tipple/photo booth pic / jukebox jam at Romolo. Finally head over to Tupelo and end the night with a double double at Sam’s. A must when in San Francisco

aw man im wrecked, we did a topelo last night.. ehh porra

by patatagucci May 8, 2018

Bar Tourettes

When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.

Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.

by will bitten June 30, 2018