Toucheebag

1. One that uses "touchee" to much
2. One that uses "touchee" incorrectly

Person 1: It's a nice day out.
Person 2: Yeah it is, we should have class outside today.
Person 1: Touchee

- In this case Person 1 would be a toucheebag

by Regnig April 21, 2009

Touchéag

(pronounced tu-shag) Counterargument to a well stated argument from an opponent, who in stating said argument renders themselves of douche bag status.

Person #1: I want to draw my girlfriend a picture for <insert special occasion>.
Person #2: You're not very good at drawing, she probably won't even like it.
*silence*
Person #1: Touchéag...

by Tichemaller March 9, 2011

Touchebag

A very simple equation.

A Tool + A Douchebag= Touchebag

Let's get outta here. Here comes (insert name here). He's such a Touchebag.

by jshadows May 13, 2010

touchebag

what an a-hole is after making a witty point

that jerk david just burned me in front of the whole class...what a touchebag!

by sjr robson February 1, 2009

touchebag

A fantasy football owner who makes a horrible trade.

Killroy is a touchebag he traded Ryan Grant for a crappy WR and a crappy RB

by Kil Roy February 21, 2008

twouchebag

Someone who twitters too much about boring things.

That @scobleizer is such a twouchebag!

by Ikcor December 19, 2008

touchebag

a jerk with snarky responses

Hey bish, try not to be a touchebag every time I tell you something.

by OscarTheGrouch42 June 14, 2011