Uncle Touchy

When your uncle loves you too much & is down to love you even more.

I used to have an Uncle Mitch, then he was incarcerated, now he's Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023

touchy pokey

Any personal, hand held electronic device that is interacted with by touching or poking by hand. As in an iphone, ipod, blackberry, tablet, ipad etc.

Yo, put that touchy pokey down so we can play touchy feely.

Teacher: OK kids, please refrain from playing with your touchy pokey during instructional time.

Your touchy pokey is vibrating, do you want to get that?

by Ms. Bliss February 3, 2012

Touchy

When a person gets curious of something and they touch it.

The baby was getting all touchy of the teenage sister's things.

by Savesomeenergy April 28, 2011

Uncle touchy

A man named coleby that has sighns on his white van that says free candy free wifi free puppies

Girl1.Omg did you see coleby in his white van .
Girl2. He's Such a uncle touchy

by Cbuck March 10, 2017

touchy feely 101

Ed, Edd n Eddy's homeroom taught by the Kankers. Also they get raped lol

"I hope Kevin is teaching touchy feely 101 today" - Edd

by Queen Spanks October 1, 2017

touchy feety

to give a partner sexual pleasure using one's feet.

Hey baby, you want some Touchy Feety??

by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008

Touchy Feely 101

Touchy Feely 101 is an elective that you can take 7th grade and onward, in this class there must be an equal amount of boys and girls(Teacher counts), if in this class you are the highest performing student you pick a partner and do the midair dong suck

Lee: "Today's lesson: Touchy Feely 101. But first–" dragging the Eds out "–a little visual aid. Assistants May and Marie! If you would be so kind."
May: "Would I ever!"
May and Marie drag their chosen pupils into restroom stalls.
Edd: "Wait I–I haven't studied for this lesson!" They begin to kiss.
Ed and Edd: "RUN AWAY!"
Ed: "Holy smoly!"
Eddy: petrified "Okay, that's it! I'm telling the teacher on you!"
Lee: "I'm all ears, my little teachers pet."
Lee cackles and shoves Eddy into a stall. Outside, the sign falls off the door, revealing it as it really is: a girls' bathroom.

by Edd the cool guy October 3, 2017