Tossing a Dwarf

When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity.

Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

by Mr. Clean Trousers March 22, 2009

Salad Tossing

To Toss someones salad is to explore the anal cavity (clean or dirty) whatever your fancy, and gyrate your tounge is a circular licking motion in on, and around the anus, rimming with such affection in the "Salad" - hence the term "Toss my Salad" or kissing starfish

Very Work Friendly-
Hey Brian, can you take my shift on Friday? I don't know Darren, Can u Toss my Salad?
- In front of family- I'll do the dishes if you "toss my salad"

by dom April 9, 2005

Tossing up your adrenals

Violently throwing up, as opposed to vomiting with ease.

Don't you love how easily cats vomit? It would be cool to be able to just cough, instead of tossing up your adrenals.

by PooPooPeePee2 July 28, 2010

tossing cookies

Tossing cookies is a term for vomiting first coined by young men in a motel near Louisville, KY, in 1967.

After bourbon and generic oreos he hugged the commode tossing cookies.

by X.J. Reason February 19, 2009

tossing the greek salad

Eating girl out while she has a yeast infection

"The date was going good until he told me he liked tossing the greek salad"

by bananahands August 12, 2006

tossing one's salad

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue. rimming

Josh tossed Sam's salad last night after we left for the movies.

by Ivana Houmpilotte April 19, 2004

Redneck Tossing

The act of rolling down a long steep hill in the hopes of performing various acrobatics in the air, but usually resulting in injuring oneself. It is the US equivalent of England's Gloucestershire cheese tossing.

Clyde: Did you here? Clarence and Joe are in the emergency room for spinal and neck injuries!

Rodney: What, did they go redneck tossing down that mountain near cousin eddy's again?

Clyde: Yessir.

Rodney: Figures. Them two are good fer nuthin' hicks yehr me?

by Missicalissipifornia July 24, 2010