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tortilla time bomb

The phenomenon that happens in young hispanic women that have big tits and asses that get older and gain a great amount of weight.
She was a dime piece until the tortilla time bomb went off...boom
by Blessie Stramson October 3, 2017
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Hot Tortilla Handjob

a jerkity jerk with a hot, buttered tortilla
The tortilla lady at CHuys looks like she gives a mean, "Hot Tortilla Handjob"
by Dutch Rudders Revenger November 1, 2010
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Torilla tavataan

Finns' uses "torilla tavataan" when someone mentions finland/some finnish person/people. Finns' also uses this sentense when finland wons the hockey world championship, or anything else important event to finns/finland
Omg finland won the hockey World championship
Finns: torilla tavataa

Finland got to the European Football Championship

Finns: torilla tavataan
by Ponskukka November 6, 2020
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stale tortilla

The smell of ur balls sticking to ur leg.
James, i totally had stale tortilla today, when i smelled my hand after touching my balls.
by poop-dick jr. July 1, 2011
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Flour tortilla

A Hispanic male or female who looks Caucasian. These people usually have little to no Hispanic features. They are called Flour because of their white skin and tortilla because of their Hispanic dissent.
Dude I’m not white I’m Hispanic. I’m just a flour tortilla.
by The_Kitchen July 24, 2019
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tortillaing

Pronounced: tore-tea-ya-ing

The act of throwing tortillas onto something, especially cars.

It was originally started when Christine had ripped off some of the extra tortilla from her snack wrap, and decided to throw it out Brianna's window onto the car next to them. It landed perfectly onto the car, and they could not stop laughing. They have also been known to tortilla their own car, while still in it. Christine and Brianna have become known as the "Tortilla Bandits" and are coming to tortilla your car next.
"We were tortillaing cars yesterday!"
by Christine Batson November 12, 2007
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