The Pelican Flies Tonight

Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.

dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??

dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!

by Joe Jumbo March 4, 2009

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fortnight

Fortnight is a word the English say instead of saying Two weeks.

"I am going away for a fortnight"

by Linsley August 11, 2004

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Today Tonight

A show which is shown on channel 7 in Australia. Basically, its end goals are to make children, teenagers and the unemployed feel bad about themselves, and to make the middle class Australian angry about such things.

Today Tonight, get fucked you sensationalist pigs!

by You don't need to know my name. April 18, 2005

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Fortnight

A period of no more than 2 weeks. Often used as slang in taverns.

Skye: You're fine. The past fortnight has been very taxing.

Elena: Oh yeah, I've been working on this one project for days!

by Elena Bellesara January 24, 2019

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Tonight on SMNN:

SMNN is similar to CNN but we talk about come. Popularized by bstchld

Tonight on SMNN: An investigative report into one of the largest come factories in the world. Are we witnessing the industrial revolution of jizz? And who exactly is purchasing all this eja-

by GYM2Quick September 15, 2023

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