short torso

Having a shorter than average torso size compared to the rest of your body

I'm stuff after eating that slice of pizza because of my short torso.

by nolaughinmatter May 2, 2010

Torso Pants

A shirt for you chest and tummy region, Pants for your Torso

A T-Shirt, I like your Torso Pants.

by Swiminblondy April 4, 2008

hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want

Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

by Delmar May 11, 2006

Icelandic Torso Love

The act of 2 male lovers throbbing in the missionary position, occasionally french kissing wearing nothing but leather belts, while building an Excel model.

How was the party yesterday?

Pretty dull, Haukur and Finnbogi sneaked into the computer room for some Icelandic Torso Love and ended up with a circular reference.

by Snorri Snorrason August 18, 2008

pull out and torso

v. where in the act of sexual intercourse(vaginal, anal, etc...) you pull out, right before you cum, and ejaculate all over a partner's torso (from top of chest to start of waist.)

ex. Don-"Dude, I totally hit that last night!" Dan-"NO WAY," "Did you pull out and torso?" Don-"YUP!"

by dondansue222 March 1, 2011

Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

by Catwater311 May 8, 2021

Golden torso

When a guy has a fake six pack, made by steroids or drugs. So when girls say golden torso, it’s actually extremely offensive to a guy.

Almost as much as calling a guy prick

Girl: he has such a golden torso
Boy: you know that means his abs are faker than your lips right?

by uglywhitegirl_2019 June 29, 2018