Fan girl 1: "Oh my boobs, is that Topher???"
Fan girl 2: "No that can't be, Topher is waaay cooler."
Fan girl 1: "YES IT IS!! ZOMGZZOMFGZZ<?:~{}{!"}£"%!!!"
Fan girl 2: "ARGHHH IT IS!! LET GO LUBRICATE HIM!!"
*lots of squeaking and happiness*
Fan girl 2: "No that can't be, Topher is waaay cooler."
Fan girl 1: "YES IT IS!! ZOMGZZOMFGZZ<?:~{}{!"}£"%!!!"
Fan girl 2: "ARGHHH IT IS!! LET GO LUBRICATE HIM!!"
*lots of squeaking and happiness*
by GotTheMoooves June 5, 2009
Get the Tophermug. The new Rickrolling or Tophered is an internet meme involving the unexpected appearance of Topher announcing “y’all already know who I am”.
Allyson: check out this video
Topher: y’all already know who I am, my names Topher and I think Olivia
Amanda: I just got tophered!
Topher: y’all already know who I am, my names Topher and I think Olivia
Amanda: I just got tophered!
by Y’all already know who I am January 11, 2023
Get the Topheredmug. Topher is when a man is so hard and stiff that his penis stretches the underwear he is wearing. (Word inspired by gay porn star Topher Dimaggio)
by DoJoCa August 17, 2014
Get the Tophermug. A tall lanky dirty bastard who drives a civic and puffs on the vape like a fuck nut. Takes care of his buddies dog and takes a ride on the red rocket express. He's super suave with dudes and gives a good header according to Tyler.
Adam : Dude I totally saw topher chuffing his vape in his civic last night.
Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?
Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?
by Butt Valen August 10, 2016
Get the Tophermug. A person preferably but can also be a thing. Lovable but threatening and can cause you to have withdraws. The withdraws you may accure are usually called topherculitus; wanting of the topher.
Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.
Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.
"Oh my god"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"
or
"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"
or
"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"
by The 1 to <3 March 2, 2010
Get the Tophermug. A boy that not only doesn't care about girls, he flirts with nearly all of them and then changes his mind about them; he also dates other females within their friend spectrum. He causes a lot of harm to the emotional state of others and he can really make a girl cry! To many people's surprise, however, he is sensitive on the inside, although many define him as a "straight-up player". The blunter people in society simply don't look past the douchiness.
by the_realistic_numbers112 April 29, 2011
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Get the Tophermug.