messy tophat

a sex act in which a guy gets certain bodily fluids spit up on his hair like shampoo

Man! That guy is so crazy, I hear he likes messy tophats!!!!

by notnops January 15, 2008

tophat

Tophat is cockney rhyming slang for "Twat" or from the scientific point of view, the female genitalia.

"Twat" is very common British slang therefore all yanks should permanently carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.

OMFGZZZ what are you doing you complete and utter tophat!!!

by Ash Conman January 8, 2005

tennesee tophat

another word for a mullet like ape drape or wisconsin waterfall

Check out the bitch with the tennessee tophat

by davieboy June 8, 2005

Touchative

Usually a girl who clings to another girls' boyfriend knowing they are a couple.

Girl 1: "Look at Ashley over there feeling on Jason!"
Girl 2: "Yeah that bitch is touchative."

by Brandella July 28, 2008

tophat

an uncircumcised penis. Looking at the penis head on (no pun intended) it looks like a penis with a tophat on.

google penis: uncircumcised penis and stare - tophat

by MStache August 26, 2012

tomball tophat

Yet another name for a mullet. Refering the the hairstyle of the rednecks that live in the town just northwest of Houston, TX.

Check out the Tomball Tophat on Billy Ray Cyrus

by M.P.B March 19, 2008

Alaskan Tophat

A sex maneuver where multiple men cum on a girls hair - so much so that it looks like they have a snowy hat

Guy 1: Bro I just gave Sam an Alaskan Tophat with two friends haha
Guy 2: Dude what the fuck

by Lil` BananaDick September 9, 2018