toothpaste

1. Extremely fatal weapon when paired with orange juice.

2. Astronaut food.

God, I need to go the hospital right now! I accidentally drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth with toothpaste!

by mrasiandingwong April 12, 2021

toothpaste

paste made of teeth

i ate some toothpaste

by WOOOOW 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 September 12, 2021

Toothpaste Mutiny

What happens when you've just placed toothpaste on your toothbrush, you get distracted by something in another room, and it falls off into the sink.

I had just put the paste on my brush when my roommate grabbed my attention, and right before he finished speaking, I heard a splat. The toothpaste I had just put on my brush had decided it didn't want to go in my mouth, so it committed Toothpaste Mutiny.

by Everyone's Favorite Goth Girl April 21, 2013

Toothpaste Fracking

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit

Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days

by AyAron87 March 14, 2022

toothpaste wank

adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )

That man's being a cock womble

hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .

toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint

by Trentbridge Troll July 29, 2015

Toothpaste Turd

A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean.

I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

toothpaste hangover

The effect that makes everything taste disgusting after you brush your teeth.

Augh! This orange juice tastes horrible, thanks to that gosh-darned toothpaste hangover!

by Yoda Pez June 14, 2011