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i tooted

by Onoitooted July 27, 2017
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Re-tooted

Re-tooted is the action of farting simultaneously one after another
"I just re-tooted like 7 times"
by Mt824 February 19, 2018
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Number Tooted

How someone would explain in a cute way farting and alittle shit comes out.
by Ronsconsin December 3, 2020
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Root-tooted

Smoking weed and getting as high as can be
It's good to get root-tooted after work sometimes
by Ladysommers June 10, 2023
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four-toothed cousin-fucker

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.
This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.
by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016
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Cooter Tooter

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.
by jnotosh December 8, 2010
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tooled up

Carrying a weapon, usually for a specific purpose.
John ensured he was tooled up for the job
by Loge May 6, 2003
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