Karen took the kids

A phrase commonly found in memes implying that someone’s wife claimed the children in a divorce. Often, memes of this subject will have the text “When Karen takes the kids” or something similar followed by a reaction image.

Person 1: What’s wrong, bro?
Person 2: Karen took the kids.
Person 1: Bro, that sucks.

by Idc48374927 October 30, 2019

TomSka

A Brillant Man on YouTube who is hillarious in many ways. His wit will have you laughing for hours.

What's that joke from?
TomSka. Duh.

by HayleyMew January 22, 2009

Toonkle

A toonkle is when a person toots and tinkles at the same time.

“OMG Sarah just toonkled!”

by •Ashlo• February 9, 2019

the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever

after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

by mat haggard August 24, 2008

tootski

a snort of cocaine

tootski?

by LIVE SQUAD April 27, 2016

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL

by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

Took a load

A term that means to have cum shot in ones pussy,ass or mouth.

She took a load.

by Judge dredd7 December 6, 2011