took a header

Slipped and fell.

I was walking on wet stairs and took a header. It was a good fall.

by Darnoc October 12, 2013

took my breath away

If something takes your breath away, you feel surprise and admiration because it is so beautiful or exciting

The view from the windows took my breath away.

by Thiago Diniz December 14, 2008

Karen took the kids

A phrase commonly found in memes implying that someone’s wife claimed the children in a divorce. Often, memes of this subject will have the text “When Karen takes the kids” or something similar followed by a reaction image.

Person 1: What’s wrong, bro?
Person 2: Karen took the kids.
Person 1: Bro, that sucks.

by Idc48374927 October 30, 2019

the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever

after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

by mat haggard August 24, 2008

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL

by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

Took a load

A term that means to have cum shot in ones pussy,ass or mouth.

She took a load.

by Judge dredd7 December 6, 2011

Took her to the waterpark

When u make a girl squirt the first time.

I took her to the waterpark last night.

by Reapmc25 May 16, 2018