Toobining

When you’re on a Zoom call and jacking off.

Mike’s general disinterest during our Zoom today made me wonder if he was toobining.

by YeahSure916 October 19, 2020

Toobin

To remove one's genitals from one's clothing during a video meeting. From Jeffrey Toobin of The New Yorker and CNN, who originated this action in October 2020.

"I was in a Zoom call with the people in my office, when I looked at the lower left corner and my boss was doing a Toobin.

by F. Warren Zevon October 19, 2020

Toobin

1. The act of cranking one out mid-Zoom. Aka ZoomBate

2. Exerting one's dominance in a virtual meeting.

I returned to the main Zoom call only to find Jeffrey toobin one out.

by EndLegalRackets October 19, 2020

Toobin

Strokin' it, whackin' it, and all around jackin' it while unknowingly leaving your webcam on during a meeting.

Jeff thought the camera was off during the daily conference call, but little did he know that he was toobin it. Jeff no longer has to join the daily conference call.

by z-ozzz October 19, 2020

Toobin’

Mistakenly masturbating on a video conference call thinking the camera is off

Jon got fired for toobin’ during the Zoom sales meeting call.

by B M0ney October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating during a group Zoom call

Jeffrey, please stop Toobin while we have our meeting.

by @ilDonaldoTrumpo June 14, 2021

Toobining

Getting caught “accidentally” rubbing one out in a Zoom meeting

Keith got caught Toobining at the weekly Zoom sales meeting

by The Billman October 20, 2020