When giving your ho a standing 69 just before you cum pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the bitch straight to hell.
I was enjoying some sweet stand up 69 with Gill last night, got my nut off and then hit the best tombstone Pile-driver since Wrestlemania 13. Rest. In. Peace.
by Rob21920 May 1, 2018
Get the Tombstone Pile-driver mug.Tolossa (n) is a name you can give to someone very proud of his/her identity. Tolossa people will not pretend to be someone they are not even if pretending would have been beneficial at the moment. As such they are not good for acting roles.
The origin is a TV evangelist's episode in Ethiopia where the evangelist told a congregation member the latter has a new name now. When the evangelist asked "What's your name now?" the guy responded with his original name "Tolossa" instead of playing along and saying the new anointed name.
The origin is a TV evangelist's episode in Ethiopia where the evangelist told a congregation member the latter has a new name now. When the evangelist asked "What's your name now?" the guy responded with his original name "Tolossa" instead of playing along and saying the new anointed name.
Mary: Hey honey I thought Meghan would be starring in your new skit.
John: No. Turns out she is a tolossa. She can not follow a script. She just says whatever she wants to.
John: No. Turns out she is a tolossa. She can not follow a script. She just says whatever she wants to.
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Get the Thomosexual mug.Tomás is a kind, smart, hot and fit person. He is always there for you when you need him the most. He has a jawline that is sharp af. Tomás is shy but once you get to know him he is one of the nicest people you will know. He is always surrounded by girls but if he is attracted to you he will stare at you and some times hold your hand and put his head on your shoulder. Tomás says such nice things and compliments you all the time and all you want to do is hug him but if you did then people will think that you two are with each other. It is so easy to forgive him.
I love Tomás and I will never stop loving him.
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I love Tomás and I will never stop loving him.
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He was the bands third guitarist, although hopefully he'll be in it for the long run!
He's a qualified chef.
He'd originally from Croatia.
He's gorgeous.
He was the bands third guitarist, although hopefully he'll be in it for the long run!
He's a qualified chef.
He'd originally from Croatia.
He's gorgeous.
by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006
Get the Tomo Millicevic mug.The Mongolian Tombstone, a holy act, is performed when a man gets into a legs spread and knees bent position while standing up. The female proceeds to kneel underneath him, between his legs. After raising her head, she rests the man's testicles on her eyes and proceeds to pleasure the man's gooch by licking. Often, the Mongolian Tombstone turns into a full-blown rimmy, but this term is to be used strictly for gooch licking.
Garrett: Man, my gooch could use a good Mongolian Tombstone
Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days
Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days
by easnyder31 February 26, 2014
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