tomicon

I bet the person that added that is a silly little man who is just jealous because they don't have friends as close as TOMICON or as cool and and well respected by their peers as TOMICON. And the few friends they do have don't do as cool as stuff as TOMICON and even though they put TOMICON down they secretly wish they belonged to TOMICON. And the stuff they do do is just them trying to as like TOMICON as they can. Can I blame them? No. Sorry you feel that way guy. You should have tried to be our friend insted of calling us names. We're a pretty easy-to-get-along-with group, we probably would have excepted you. Then you would have cool people to hang out with insted of whatever faggots you're with now.

Some select members of the Fall Oers. Not all of them, but some. I'll probably regret this later.

by The Slayer of Lonelyness April 23, 2005

tomithy

Tomithy is a mad lad, total booty whore. When he’s upset he likes to butt fuck to source of his problems. He is literally one of the most chill guys you’ll ever meet and often looks like a depressed hot dog. When he lies down his ass often sticks in the air and is hard to resist a good old slap. Tomithy’s spend roughly 28hrs a day sleeping and are hard to motivate unless you offer sexual relations. In short tomithys are fair dinkum.

Guy 1: Who’s that guy butt fucking his problems

Guy 2: I don’t know man... must be a tomithy

by Coaco beans 101 November 2, 2019

Zeljko Tomic

The biggest Croatian fuck you will ever meet. His pubes somehow migrated to his head, as well as his penis. But u can’t see it because it is microscopically small. His favorite past time is jacking off on goats on his grandmas farm.

If you look over there you will see Zeljko Tomic jacking off on his goat zrinka

by Bigpapa4568 June 4, 2019

tomic

Once known as BiC™, but now just a guy with a small penis.

Don't be such a tomic, touch my wang.

by Jogger November 7, 2003

tomch

Abbreviatom for "too much" - originated as a name, thus adding to the spooky action.

I had tomch to eat last night.

He flew through the air in a lead line refrigerator and survived an atomic explosion? That's just tomch.

by Roro B. Ware July 6, 2008

tomica leblanc

She's your biggest Cheerleader and the best mom. She's the type if her daughter comes home crying to go to school with some pig tails and teach a teenager not to mess with her daughter. She's your shoulder to cry on. She'll sing the best Beyonce` you've ever heard. And remember one thing NEVER F*** WITH HER GRINDING! NO, WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED ITS NOT INTERRUPTING! She's the biggest most flawless boss you've ever seen in existence. Just remember, SHE SLAYY!

Do you know what my mom did?
What?
She came on the school bus and yelled at one of my bullies.
Wow you're mom is such a tomica leblanc

by Em0d0tc0m January 7, 2017

timichu

A small Pokémon that has Inspector Gadget like crazy hair, and strange powers. All his powers are sperm-based. He conjures sperm from deep inside and casts it at enemies like a gay Spiderman. Also has a super power that involves creating a large glazed Timbit, covering it w sperm and hurling it with supreme accuracy at larger targets.

Timichu will splat the mother fucker!

by OddlyFunny January 9, 2018