tombstone for a dead dick

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016

The Tombstone

You flip a woman upside down in piledriver/69 position (made famous by the Undertaker), you eat her out for 5-10 minutes and then as she climaxes, you piledrive her straight on her head and break her neck.

I hooked up with this woman yesterday, and I gave her the Tombstone. Her funeral is tomorrow.

by ThatDude1826 July 22, 2012

Egyptian tombstone

The art of placing ones testicles in the anus of a woman and furiously masturbaing.

Bæ tried to put the Egyptian tombstone in me last night…

by TheFuriousFap December 24, 2014

Tombstone piledriver

It is a smack which was introduced by many wrestlers. In this smack one have to turn over the opponent's head between the legs and then have to pull the legs of opponent's upwards so that the opponents head would hang .then you have to be kneel down so that you have to struck opponent's head in the ground.

Undertaker gave tombstone piledriver tp triple h in their match

by Tombstone piledriver August 31, 2016

tombstone

tombstones are tranquilizers.

"He sells tombstones"
"She was fcked up on tombstones and oc's."

by L0VE December 28, 2005

Tombstoner

Heavy Fuzz Rock band from the Pacific Northwest.

Man I just can't get that Tombstoner song out of my head it's so heavy it's stuck between my ears like Mercury.

by PDXHipster November 17, 2010

tombstone

2 mg bar shaped Xanax pills

"hey man you got any pharms?"
"yea dude, i got a couple tombstones i could hook you up with"

by dan0 November 16, 2005