toeter

dronken, bezopen etc.

Zo jij was toeter vanacht!

by Luna88 October 22, 2013

Toeter Chart

A chart one uses for making decisions. This chart covers all the (not necesserialy correct) answers known to mankind.

Anon - "Hey, should I take this bottle of JD with me?"
BB - "IDK dude, just whip out your TC (Toeter Chart)"
Anon - "Ah right, cheerio mate"

by BronzigeBoris June 26, 2014

Toeter tots

Toes that look like Tator tots

Maria-girl what's wrong with you toes
You- what about em
M-they look like tator tots
Y-...
M-OMFG they look like toeter tots!!!

by •ThatOneQuiteChick• July 11, 2017

totoesque

When the perfect song comes on exactly at the right time when you needed it.

Originated of the song Africa from Toto, which is always the perfect song.

Right when I decided to impress Darrie on the dancefloor, the DJ played the song from my middle school dance class. It was totoesque!

by dreistueck July 27, 2019

Toetee

Another name for a penis

Yuh tootee small bai-you doh get no gyal wit da toetee

by Cocolooks creator July 16, 2021

tontoe

A fat ass.
This person obviously LOVES food and has a good apetite.
The original tontoes are Lazzy Laugh and Zims.

Man that nigguuhh eats like a tontoe!

by Lazzy Laugh September 16, 2006

toe toe toe your boat

When a male pules out of any orfice on a female, barracades it with a lincoln log and proceeds to spread open the big toes on each of her feet with the left and right hands. He then proceeds to say "cummin in yer toes" in a monotone voice very rapidly until he ejaculates on her toes. After the act is finished the girl walks on the males body and sings toe toe toe your boat until it is dry.

Jerry- Damn rebekkah was wasted last night. What'd you guys do in there?

Randy - Stuck a lincoln log in her ass while she sang toe toe toe your boat all night long.

by bob jonez August 25, 2011