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toepeanut

something that you will find in the middle of your toes that will mostly be black and smell of sweat.you can also find this in your food like ur mum or something like that.
oops i ate a toepeanut
i need to clear my toepeanuts before i go to bed
by toepenuts*for life mmmmm January 25, 2020
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toepiss

chris went to the urinal and accidentally toepissed hiself
by clcj November 1, 2007
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Toppies

The act of trimming one's sideburns at or above the top of the ear. Sometimes referred to as "negative sideburns", this is an amateur description at best. The term "toppies" has been around since the early 7th century, commonly used to ridicule a village retard or "less than intelligent hairstyle", as toppies were in fact the sideburn style of the commoner.
Today toppies are seen in many different walks of life, from rich to poor, intelligent to moronic, but one consistent fact prevails when referring to a "toppied" gentleman.... style.
Holy shit, your toppies are out of control!!

Damn, his toppies are fresh. I wanna suck his dick.

Why don't you and your toppies find another hangout you fuckin handsome devil.

That toppied son of a bitch just stole my wife and ex wife!!

Thanks for the cut Jim, but could you take em up a little? I really need my toppies to look sharp.

Did you see the toppies on that big-dicked bastard?

You just got a total facial from a dude with toppies
by pdubznubz May 4, 2010
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toesie

The act of eating raw meat while placing ones head into toilet blows
yep i just did a toesie
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confused toppie

This is when a female/male etc which ever your preference is,is unconscious and you insert your penis inside the mouth but you also have a hotdog in your hand so when they wake up their confused they dont know what they’ve been sucking the cock or the hotdog.
Ay yo bro i got confused toppie off carol last night she was confused as hell
by SexyZachacharyH April 15, 2020
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toesies

Another name for Vibram Five Finger shoes
I got mah toesies on, let's go for a hike
by bobsag January 18, 2011
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Toopie

A very nervous alcoholic who is sketchy even about things such as; 2-liters of mountain dew, ticks, and flaming badgers named gavin.
Bill:"Holy that kid over there is a toopie!"

Frank:"Ya for real.. he is even scared of that flaming badger check it out!"
by Killercooper June 23, 2010
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