i want you to fuck me Jerry

what are you fucking gay

i want you to fuck me Jerry. FUCK ME

by what are you fucking gay September 23, 2017

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009

I swear to fuck

A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.

Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*

by BobpieChompers June 26, 2018

Get To Fuck

Quite simply, fuck off, just in a funnier way.
Other interpretations are:
get lost
fuck you
go away
etc etc

Dave: I need a wank, will you help me?

Jack: No way! Get to fuck!

by babyhoneysugarcake February 23, 2009

We're not here to fuck spiders

A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.

Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.

"Do you want another beer?"
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate!"

by Johntom March 26, 2008

even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.

person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.

by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT July 1, 2004

cluster waiting to fuck

A large or obviously sham filled situation that is doomed to failure, but much like the lemmings you can do nothing to stop it. Just hope when you encounter it in the wild that you are a voyeur and not a participant.

Johnny could obviously tell that the lemmings' summer retreat seminar and the Acapulco cliff diving competition was a cluster waiting to fuck and luckily he brought lube and a tripod.

by Stimmy & The Riffler October 8, 2008