tomtit

cockney rhyming slang often thrown around in my family when certain members need a shit!

fuck me, that rubys doin sumersaults, i need to have a fat tomtit!

by sausage fingas June 9, 2005

TMItis

a chronic condition of TMI... constantly giving too much information

That bitch over there has got a serious case of TMItis... she be talkin' about her cycles and shit!!

by beardown10 January 10, 2009

TFTIT

ACTION: THINK FASTER THAN I TYPE

C: HAHAHA ROSS WHY ARE U SO AWESOME!
R: HAHAHA WHY THANKS FOR NOTICING! IT COMES NATURALY!
C: LOL DOES ANYTIME IT OF DOES COURSE!
R: HUH? *HEAD SCRATCH*
C: OOOPS! I MEANT ANYTIME! AND OF COURSE IT DOES! LOL SORRY ITS JUST I TFTIT! HE HE HE ;D
R: ROFL! I C! MAN U AND UR TYPOS...CLASSIC ;D

by ♥rinolove♥ August 4, 2011

Tititties

Quality titties.
Not necessarily pertaining to size.
Always natural.
Quality multiplied by the sum of tits, plus nipples, plus consistency, all divided by aesthetic appeal.

Your girlfriend doesn't need to lose eight pounds; that would diminish her tititties, thusly reducing them to just plain titties.

by Kim, Sarah, Travis February 19, 2007

tititastic

1. totally awesome and amazing.
2. spectacular

That club was tititastic.

by Haley Jo April 8, 2008

TMTNT

acronym for Too Much Text No Titties; frequently used on Internet Relay Chat to indicate that someone has crossed the line of too much text and not enough titties.

<JJD> i would appreciate it if you dont paste zasz's lines
<JJD> i dont like seeing them
<JJD> thanks
<+Noctem> oh gawd that's funny
<+JJD> that was private message
<+Digerati> tmtnt.

by Anon2k October 16, 2008

TMTTBPAFMH

Tie Me To The Bed Post And Fuck Me Hard

tmttbpafmh

As in ....

Tie me to the bed post and fuck me hard!!!

by TRIADMISO April 26, 2014