Triscuit Titts

• Burlap sacks full of gummy worms for titts.

• Titts that are droopy & lumpy that look like chewed up triscuits. Titts that are misshaped. Titts that you don’t want to touch. Titts that look like cottage cheese that were stung by a billion bees.

• Someone with ugly & undesirable titts, male or female.

This bitch has triscuit titts!

by Donny E. Ensley May 7, 2018

grandmas titts

they are very BIG

guy1: DUDE YOU GOT GRANDMAS TITTS
guy2: u wana touch them

by SimplexUrchin8 June 1, 2011

cheese titts

breasts that take on the appearance of cottage cheese after prolonged tugging, suckling, and possibly kicking in more extreme cases

hey there beautiful, do you have some crackers to go along with those cheese titts

by hybridlval April 17, 2011

tattle titts

an overly bearing lovable character that just can't keep their mouth shut

(god Tiffany why do you have to be such a tattle Titts all the time.)

by that one guy asshole November 5, 2013

Timmy Titts

a Very sexy human being who happens to be the funniest person ever!... a timmy titt tends to collect belly button lint..but when u look past that u notice that hes a pretty chill dude. A timmy titt is someone everyone should be and is the most amazing person ...if u marry a timmy titt that makes u a jilly titt and the most luckiest person alive.

Oh my god that guys is so amazingly sexy but he's collecting bellybutton lint ... hes definatly a timmy titts ..damnnnnn

by jilly titts December 30, 2009

light my tits on fire

When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.

Laura was the one who did this interesting trick of letting the customer light my tits on fire.

by Starchylde May 20, 2016

Aardvark Tits

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

Check out those aardvark tits

by Working Class Hero November 27, 2020