Tittenbonus

German word consisting of "Titten" (Breasts) and Bonus: inherent bonus/advantage women have in any situation (especially when competing against men) due to the fact that they possess boobs.

She: "I just talked to the professor and he told me exactly what I had to study." He: "I had just talked to him and he didn't tell me." She: "Tittenbonus *smile*"

by JohnyBerlin February 18, 2014

tittle

The dot above the letter "i".

Proof read your paper for missing tittles.

by meatloaf October 15, 2004

tittes

When you get so excited about titties you spell it wrong when you type it out.

Girl you got big ole tittes.

by rivals December 15, 2008

rubber-titted

A derogatory adjective usually accompanied by vapid, fake, or stupid, and followed by bimbo. May be directed toward a woman (or twink) who is considered both fake and dull. Generally, blonde actresses, often porn stars, who cannot carry on a conversation for the memory span of a goldfish nor perform their job exceedingly well.

Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.

Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?

by lesbionix June 29, 2010

three titted cow

A really fat whore who is so fat that her stomach is comparable to the utters of a cow. Usually a woman who eats 7-10 meals a day.

Girl 1- OMG did u see that three titted cow????

Girl 2- FUCK!!! that chick is so fat.

by joooobooo July 28, 2011

tittle tattle

Another name for Gossip. Tittle tattle is used a lot by women, they hear something about someone and believe it to be the Gospel truth, and when they tell a friend of this they add a little to it to add some spice to the scandal that they've heard. So by the time it has has been passed along a few people, it turns into the greatest load of Bullshit that you've ever heard.

Oh my god, did you hear what she did to him, and he's doing this and her cousin is doing that. He told me that she cant do this, and i heard about him and yer woman down the road etc etc etc.

by infinity March 16, 2004

Titteriffic

The state of being as good as tits.

That song is titteriffic.

by David Schulz January 4, 2007