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Trophy Shelf Tities 

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.
The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

Etch-a-Tities

Using a lady friends tits as a the knobs on an Etch-a-Sketch to create beautiful works of art. She holds a pencil and draws according to the turns.
You better come over with a pencil.
Is it time for Etch-a-Tities already?
Etch-a-Tities by DoubleAnonymous August 22, 2010

pancake ass tities 

a set of breats that are flat and floppy, they lump to the outside of the chest and form the shape of pancakes.

Commonly found on strippers and crack whores
Man 1: Damn, did you see debbie's tits?
Man 2: Ya man, day some pancake ass tities

Laurel H's Tits
pancake ass tities by K-$$.com March 14, 2006

Biscuit tities 

Titties that are small but perky, just enough to fill up the palm or you hand.
Damn that girl Maddy got some biscuit tities
Biscuit tities by Willlllg May 28, 2019

dank tities

A set of words used to describe something great. Or something that looks amazing.
Man that chicken you cooked was some dank tities.
dank tities by assfuck69 April 20, 2015

hangin' like tities in Africa 

Means you are chillin', relaxin' shootin' breeze. Doing nothing special, new, or particularly of interest.
Q. What's up my ni@@a? What you been doing lately?

A. Shit, just hangin' like tities in Africa man.