titesticles

n.
Has to do with the masculinity of a woman either physically or mentally.
Physically- The woman has heavy characteristics like she is taking steroids resulting in hairy chest, deep voice, and muscles bigger than a guy can handle.
mentally- Extreme feminist who makes the man spineless often spotted when the man stays at home and watches the children or takes her last name in marriage.

Guy 1, you finally broke up with that bitch, she had more hair on her chest than u did and made u stay home and watch the kids.

Guy 2, yeah, but i miss her.

Guy 1, Damn your spineless that girl has bigger titesticles than i thought.

by bubba4327 November 22, 2010

Titistics

The measurements of a females chest.

Alberto: I'm dating this new chick.
Dave: What's her titistics?
Alberto: 36D.
Dave: Sweet. What was that last girls titistics?
Alberto: 32A.
Dave: Yikes.

by dafojr August 3, 2012

titsticles

A substitute for the male scrotum, composed of two small breasts.

"Ouch, you kicked me right in the titsticles"

"Look at Tom Cruise' titsticles... hhhhhnnnnnnnggggggg"

by Johnathon Thomason December 14, 2013

Titantic

the most overrated blockbuster movie of all time. Starring Leonard DiCaprio and Kate Winslet, it's about two lovers on the ill-fated maiden voyage of the British ocean liner of the same name. It's just a mushy-gushy romance and disaster flick that drags on for 4 fucking hours or so, without any of the constant excitement of Dancing With Wolves, which also lasts 4 hours. Oh sure, you can look at Kate Winslet, but the movie is boring to the max.

The Titantic soundtrack is a total hunk of trash. It's got Celine Dion on it - doesn't that tell you enough?

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008

tizastic

A cross between tizight, or tight, and fantastic.

I'm feeling tizastic today.

by EclipsedByTheMoon April 4, 2006

tatastic

2 girl outlaws of the same family, that have a me or a i in their name that can rock it.

The girls at the family reunion were so tatastic because they were going crazy and they rocked out!

by hu hu hu megan and kati August 6, 2008

titstick

Noun.

The tittie equivalent of pit stick. When fat people have odor coming from the chest region, they apply TitStick to help prevent people from smelling it.

1: Oh my gawd. She smelt SO bad.

2: It was most likely just her crevaces.

1: I think I'll get her some titstick.

by x-fakesmile-x December 10, 2009