titanium rocket fish

A fish-shaped rocket built from high-grade titanium. Occasionally comes in colors; usually green. Also used as a response to a question you don't know the proper answer to.

"What was the overlying moral of To Kill A Mockingbird?"

"Titanium rocket fish?"

by Not A God October 31, 2003

titanium cucumber

A super heated titanium dildo most commonly used in Pakistan and by Ronald McDonald on innocent children usually ranging from 5-7 years old.

1. The 9 year old girl in Pakistan used the titanium cucumber to shove up her ass for fun.

2. Ronald McDonald violated the little boy brutally with a titanium cucumber.

by Tomeroni10 November 27, 2011

Titanium Birthday

When you turn the age of the year you were born.

Your date of birth is 11-9-54 and you celebrate your 54th birthday, making it your Titanium Birthday.

by Kimberly1799 January 13, 2009

titanium chin

Someone who has taken so many balls to chin that their original chin must have been replaced with titanium to prevent future injury

Pat's years as a groupie has left him with nothing but a titanium chin awkward moments at the metal detector.

by ClassyPat January 6, 2017

titanium penis

The nickname given to the generic super bowl logo, given because when rotated 90 degrees, it looks like a penis.

I thought this year's Super Bowl logo was going to be interesting, but they went with the Titanium Penis again.

by Wait, What? November 20, 2014

Titanium Star Lesbian

A lesbian who was married into a MOM (multiple orientation marriage) to one man for at least 10 years due to family, or social pressure but has returned permanently to her true sexual orientation.

Unlike platinum, gold, and silver metals which are soft and "pure"... Titanium, one of the strongest metals and having one of the highest melting points is reserved for those that, yes, making the mistake of giving into family and or social pressure to marry into a heterosexual marriage, return to their true sexual orientation and stay true the rest of their lives.

Often, many titanium stars are very emotionally strong due to having endured a MOM, divorce and reestablishment into the LGBT community.

A title of honor.

Cindy's gay?! She was married to Danny for 12 years! What is she bisexual or something?

Friend: no, she's a Titanium star Lesbian

by Furbabymomma May 25, 2016

titanium spork

When a hermaphodite fucks you from behind like it's Armageddon.

(to the lunch lady) "you know, titanium sporks don't come wrapped in any plastic.. ;)

by TitaniumSpork69 August 26, 2017