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"i was playing cod mw2 last night dude, i got a 25 killstreak and got the nuke... it was so tits on my dick dude"
by titsonmydick March 05, 2010
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slang in the medical industry for testicles
the doctor will see you now regarding your nippleless dick tits, sir
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dicks tits ass

a game where a group of people must create funny sentences involving the words - dicks tits and ass. players cannot add other strong nouns, only verbs, adverbs, and adjectives. some exceptions apply. you may use one of the three words, both or all three.

NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.
your diccccck smells like a bunch of diccckkksss that are hanging out of your assssses DICK. (dicks tits ass)
by gcook September 25, 2006
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dirty weanie pearl dick tit

when a man rubs his own shitty finger across his upper lip while he simultaneously slaps another guys dick with his, and finishes up by cumming on a girls tit.
"last night during that orgy i succesfully performed a Dirty Weanie Pearl Dick Tit."
by murrbunni September 28, 2008
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Xbox is a motherfucking dick tit. UNSUBSCRIBE TO XBOXADDICTIONS
by res B ect December 17, 2017
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Dick Tits

*guy stubs his toe.* ¨Damn it, fucking Dick Tits!¨
by jakfrost January 11, 2017
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