When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!
Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
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when the tissue box fails to reload after someone before you has used it, forcing you to panic for 10 minutes trying to get the damn tissue out of the box using only your pointer and middle finger before someone notices your embarrassing dilemma. Usually takes place in an environment where a snot rocket isn't an option (boss' office, girlfriend's house)
Jim: Stupid defunct tissue box didn't reload so i was tissue fishing with my hamburger helper hands for 10 minutes
by phan4life May 17, 2010
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Minnesota tissue was a nickname for apparently "a made up sheriff of Aberdeen Washington".
as seen from their home video on the plane ride over look it up on youtube
Minnesota tissue was a nickname for apparently "a made up sheriff of Aberdeen Washington".
as seen from their home video on the plane ride over look it up on youtube
Kurt: Me and my partner tree frog johnson gunna rip you a new butthole
Krist: Who do you think you are?
Kurt:Minnesota tissue!
Krist: Who do you think you are?
Kurt:Minnesota tissue!
by Jaden_pantsoff February 1, 2008
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It appeared in the britcom Black Books, series 1, episode 5 'The Big Lockout'.
It appeared in the britcom Black Books, series 1, episode 5 'The Big Lockout'.
Manny: Alright, what was the last film you went to see?
Bernard, unable to recall the name, describes the film's climax. Manny recognizes it.
Manny (incredulous): Ba! That was the last film you went to see - Planet of the Apes!?
Bernard: Yeah. Amazing effects, you know? You really believed monkeys could have meetings.
Manny: Yeah. And you've not been to the cinema since then?
Bernard: Na. It's all tossycock.
Bernard, unable to recall the name, describes the film's climax. Manny recognizes it.
Manny (incredulous): Ba! That was the last film you went to see - Planet of the Apes!?
Bernard: Yeah. Amazing effects, you know? You really believed monkeys could have meetings.
Manny: Yeah. And you've not been to the cinema since then?
Bernard: Na. It's all tossycock.
by Danial Willow October 23, 2010
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Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.
Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.
Mother: Johny! Why are there pieces of brown tissue in the bath tub?
Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.
Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!
Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.
Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!
by namestealer1337 October 28, 2009
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Popular Nico Video musician, known for his very skilled bass guitar playing and on-stage cosplay as Nagato Yuki.
He is generally considered to be a 'Trap'.
A 'Trap' is a well recognised cultural phenomena in Japan (and elsewhere) where 'boys' dress convincingly as 'girls', and Cosplay can feature heavily as part of this transgenderist cross-dressing.
Popular Nico Video musician, known for his very skilled bass guitar playing and on-stage cosplay as Nagato Yuki.
He is generally considered to be a 'Trap'.
A 'Trap' is a well recognised cultural phenomena in Japan (and elsewhere) where 'boys' dress convincingly as 'girls', and Cosplay can feature heavily as part of this transgenderist cross-dressing.
by Mongrol23 December 18, 2010
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