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dream interval

when you go to sleep and have a dream, wake up after about a minute, go right back to sleep, dream for a minute again, wake up again, wash, rinse, repeat. this cycle ends when either the dream finishes or you can't go back to sleep.
I just had the strangest dream interval last night.
by Insert Gibberish Here March 18, 2019
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Quantum Bullshit Interval

The "Quantum Bullshit Interval" or "QBI" is the longest possible distance between two cars where you are still unable to turn/merge safely between them. The QBI only seems to manifest when you actually need to be somewhere on time, or when getting somewhere sooner would be a great convenience.
Were it not for the train of cars all locked at the Quantum Bullshit Interval, I would have made it to work on time.

Now that I can spot and point out the Quantum Bullshit Interval, my road rage has increased exponentially!
by NervouspyZ November 4, 2021
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Speed Interval

1-A running workout involving running multiple short sprints. It develops quick twitch muscles, and improves sprinting speed. Really damn painful. Commonly run to improve times in distances from 50 to 400 meters. Long and middle distance runners also participate in speed intervals, although the effects are less noticeable.

2-The length of time between fixes of a methamphetamine user.
1-We did like 400 speed intervals for track. I can't fucking stand up my hamstrings are so busted.

2-Will has such a short speed interval. He's always high. Let's go to KFC
by Exoskeleton October 23, 2009
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titterball

when someone plays with female breasts like a game called Tetherball
Hey babe can I play Titterball with ur breasts
by Klinkhammer February 24, 2019
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TinderBalls/ChipotleDick

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.
BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.
by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019
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tintervention

When a member of your group or organization has gone too far with their tinfoil hat conspiracies and it's time for friends and family to intervene.

"stomp went too far m8's, it's time for a tintervention"
"stomp went too far m8's, it's time for a tintervention"
by OzPride September 8, 2020
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Twittervalanche

The result of giving someone with no self-control a mobile phone and Twitter account.
“ being grounded at home for two weeks over some thing s/he did not believe in, caused a Twittervalanche”
by The Bald Asian October 2, 2020
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