Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023

time warped

when your so drunk you are going in and out of blacking out, and keep coming to in different places. Also when a walk feels like it should have taken a long time but since you were drunk it only felt like a few minutes.

Dude where are we? Idk man, I time warped into Dennys.

by MRTVMA December 1, 2014

Time Warping

Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).

"We spent all night tripping then hit some deems, Time warping is crazy."

by Kagethelette September 12, 2021

timewarping

A term describing a special skill developed by some wherein a person devises a way to perceive time that fits their own needs while generally being a source of anger and frustration to those who must live or work with them.

She has mastered the art of timewarping and because she is a hands-down genius, we allow her to get away with it.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

texada timewarp

Bomb ass weed, grown outdoors on Texada Island.

She's going to BC to pick up some of that bomb ass Texada Timewarp.

by spinge June 27, 2005

TimeWarper

A fat Garfield looking cat that listens to 1960s music and only slightly goes to far with it.

Hey you listened to that one Los Shakers album? Who are you, TimeWarper?

by TimeWarper April 7, 2021

Timewarp

A person who dresses at least 20 to 30 years out of date, usually with a hair-do to match

See that bloke wearing those old clothes and check out his hair-do! What a Timewarp

by Robby101 March 26, 2009