Calm your tits

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.

Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your tits, Jim. He's the bartender."

by bassdude726 May 30, 2014

Show me your tits

Derogatory nickname for a degenerate pervert who spends uncountable amounts of money at strip clubs.

Adam was known as Show Me Your Tits because he spent thousands at the strip clubs every time he partied with the boys in Vegas and had no idea how much money he wasted until his credit card bill showed up the next month because he never learned not to give strippers his credit card info even after all these years, idiot.

by Giggles T. Clown September 1, 2016

Tiltscape

That gap when you put a cake on a piece of cardboard

Andrew:Damn,the tiltscape of my cake is off

by yourmotherisinfactquitehot March 19, 2022

whore tits

TERM OF ENDEARMENT FOR YOUR BOOTY CALL SLUT

YOU : "Hey whore tits you up for a pickle tickle"

WHORE TITS : "'I'm always ready for a poke, you think you can spend the night this time? "

by HappygoPhucky October 24, 2016

humble tits

A girl who has big boobs but doesn't show them off

Damn why does Sally always wear turtlenecks? She has double D's
Cause she's got humble tits

by plaidgoesbad March 21, 2016

tilted towers

Basically death

I went to tilted towers and died

by Jaketherakewithapinsteadofk February 8, 2018

Luggage Tits

Tits so big you have to check them at baggage .

Did you see Emily’s luggage tits? Is she going out of town?

by Disrespectful Dave February 24, 2021