twifusion

Any confusion that occurs when trying to read someone's tweet on twitter. It could be from not understanding their shorthand or not knowing who said what in complicated retweets and replies. Twifusion can also happen when not understanding slang in a tweet or from typos. Etc..

I have twifusion trying to figure out who's talking to who in this tweet: @RChris Im down RT @CJohn @BJane @DJack who's goin to the bar? RT @GDave come on dude! @BJane dont be lame << cool

I also have twifusion trying to figure out what's being said here: @RChris who tryna GW TN. its BSL since i raged! LMK if u dwn. JGRBMBS AN!
Translation: @RChris Who wants to get drunk tonight? It's been so long since I partied! Let me know if you'd like to join me. I plan on drinking Jagermeister all night.

*All tweets and twitter accounts have been made up. There may be people with these twitter accounts but these are not their tweets.

by chrisfrommaryland October 18, 2010

Trifugly

A trifecta of ugly - where looks, brains and personality are all far short of attractive, or even average.

Have you met the new neighbor? Talk about trifugly!

by Lucyfur June 30, 2009

Tdifub

Man 1: Look at my dog *shows picture*

Man 2: NAWwh This dog Is fucked up bruh.
Man 1: Yeah i know he is kinda zesty.

TdIfub is Used when someones dog is fucked up.

by DOg132 September 16, 2022

titfuck

Where the male partner places his penis between the female partner's breasts. The male squeezes the breasts together as he thrusts his penis back and forth. This act can be pleasurable for both partners but usually more pleasurable for the male as he sometimes ejaculates over the female often described as a (pearl necklace).

"We had a great time last night! I titfucked her for the first time!"

by vickie-sixx June 11, 2006

Surprise Titfuck

1. When, in sexual foreplay or sex, a man sneaks his penis between a woman's breasts without first getting consent for a titfuck.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.

Guy 1: "Get any boob action from that apple at the pool party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."

by Willickers July 3, 2010

Tipful

A tip that is full of inspiration and motivation for one to change within

Here's some tipful advice

by Zugbug June 23, 2019

titfuckassboner

A word (not words) exclaimed when you are in an angry group of people to add your anger into the situation. The expression may also be used to proclaim joy in some situations. Often times the group becomes awkwardly silent or bursts into laughter upon hearing this remark.

(Jeff's teacher assigns assload of homework)
Robbie: Shit!
Brandon: Damnit!
James: THIS IS BULLSHIT
Randy: What the hell!?
Todd: AHH! Fuck me!
Jeff: TITFUCKASSBONER!!
Class: ...(silence)

by Yobungus1337 January 12, 2011