Tighter than 2 coats of paint

When a person is cheap or frugal

When it was time for Steve to buy a round of drinks last night, he bolted and said he had to leave. Man that guy is tighter than 2 coats of paint

by phil latio August 6, 2012

Tightarses

One who refuses to pay the going rate, someone who accepts your offers of drinks or whatever and does'nt repay the favour.

That guy is such a tightarse, drank my piss all night then would'nt let me have one of his durries

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Are you tighter then a 5th grader

In relation to the game show Are You Smarter Then A 5th Grader, it is asking whether a female's vagina is tight or loose. Or, whether she is a good girl or a dirty tea-bagging whore.

I saw a hottie from across the room but she looked like she'd been passed around, so before I sealed the deal I asked her, "Girl I got to know, are you tighter then a 5th grader?"

by SNL16 March 27, 2009

Tightrope.cc

An infamously racist site that is bound to be discovered after searching "nigger"... It's known for selling racist merchandise like bumper stickers saying "This bumper sticker can say NIGGER because it's black".. Nigger is tossed around a lot on this site, one of it's popular parts of the site is the "Nigger Owners Manual" in which is details "Installing your nigger" "Feeding your nigger" "Disposing of dead niggers" etc. Personally I haven't ventured far, but give it a look. It's so racist you'll be dying of laughter. Most likely "Tightrope.cc" the name comes from hanging black people
Racist Rap Lyrics
Nigger Owner's Manual
Black Invention Myths
KWANZAA
MESSAGE BOARD
NIGGER JOKES
FREE MUSIC
COMIC BOOKS, And
CATALOG
Are almost all of the things you can see on the site and that's only HALF of it, because the other half is a store for racist merchandise.
"Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day." Is probably one of my favorite quotes from "Nigger Owners Manual" ... I really hope this site is just a joke, and illegal black slave trafficking isn't still alive. Just please, I reeeeally hope that people aren't this racist.

The man searched "nigger" in his search browser to find a beautiful site known as "Tightrope.cc" ... He warned his friends of the racism it beheld.

by TTS Guy October 3, 2016

Tighter than a nun's asshole.

Very tight. Allows nothing to pass through. invulnerable to penetration

This wine is tighter than a nun's asshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.

by jo3schmo3 May 3, 2009

Tighter than a Beringer

A Beringer, also known as an Ebinger, is a level of "tightness", saltiness, and a mild amount of anger. You are not necessarily mad, but disappointed to a point that some facial expression and a change in demeanor are very apparent.

Also used to describe actual tightness of something.

"Jacob was tighter than a Beringer when Johnny stole his girl"
"I'm tighter than a Beringer after losing my jawn"
"Bruh last night, she was tighter than a Beringer.

by hiimyor May 25, 2018

tighter than a duck's ass

Impermeable. I.e., watertight.

My English teacher is tighter than the proverbial duck's ass.

by octopod March 4, 2004