thundercock

a penis of extraordinary power and length, often revered by other men. It can shoot ammo from 50 kilometres away and is so large that the owner must detach it when it isn’t needed to be used

‘Holy shit, the enemy is closing in on our position, FIRE THE THUNDERCOCK

*proceeds to load thundercock with maximum delicacy*

by Romanian man March 2, 2023

chadwick thundercock

An absolute chad with a humongous 'thundercock'.

God, Jason is such a chadwick thundercock!

by eaat'o[mger August 19, 2019

thundercock

A guy that is a douche but doesn't know it, while hitting on three girls or more girls all involved in the same cliche.

Just look at your local douches and your most likely to find a thundercock in that group.

by nails of a wolverine June 3, 2009

Thundercock

Someone with an enormous membrane. This membrane must be so big, that it causes problems to its partner.

Someone black has a thundercock, by stereotype.

by sexytymeforlife March 12, 2009

Diesel-powered thunderdouche

A big, loud, brash, All-Amurican douche. A beer-swilling, V8 Hemi of a douche.

He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.

He's Home Depot.

HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.

Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.

What happened to you last night?

We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!

Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!

Agreed!

by leftshoe January 10, 2014

thundercrotch

someone with a really loose vagina.

'man was it good?'
'couldn't tell, thundercrotch.'

by Ronny Evans July 23, 2009

Chad-thundercock

A guy from pornhub comments

Chad-thundercock is a chad who has a thundercock

by President_Jaymoney April 6, 2022