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Porch Thumper

Traditional American flat-top guitar played on country porches after supper.
Man, that guitar sounds good! Reminds me of an authentic Appalachian Porch Thumper! Damn, its making me homesick! Bourbon anyone?
by talk2me-JCH2 May 19, 2022
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Trumper Thumper

Someone who really likes Donald Trump, They have shrines of him, know all his personal information, and will fiercely defend him in every shape or form, even if they sound out of their minds
Davis: Who do you guys want for president? I want John Kasich
John: Ima cruse with Cruz
Aaron: Im-a-Cuban so Rubio
Liam: i dunno... Hilary Bush... Washington, oh Clinton
Elliott: I want Sanders, did I mention I drive a Toyota Prius

Wyatt: I WANT TRUMP, HE'S GOOD, COOL AND I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM! WALLS WALLS WALLS
Davis, John, Liam, Arron, and Elliott: o_O Trumper Thumper?
by BlenderThatBlendsThings July 28, 2016
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trumpless

The act of wanting or the pure desire to get Donald J Trump out of office.

Kick that Trump dude outta office.
Damn, would'nt it make American great again if we were Trumpless?
by Clamydoo November 30, 2016
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The Thumper

A glorious sexual act, which is simply the missionary position with one of the female counterpart’s legs hiked up over the male’s shoulder.
Last night, I performed the thumper on that random chick from the bar.
by Thump Sr April 12, 2021
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Trumpledore

"This guy is such a Trumpledore trynna build a mother fuckin' wall n' shit."
by Cartsleezy August 3, 2016
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bible thumper

One who uses the Bible to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Bible and behavior as expected by the religious.
That Bible Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to a flaming eternity in Hell just because I watch Crank Yankers and South Park!
by RatchetBoo September 27, 2003
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Thumper Dumper

The type of dump that makes your pants fit better and makes your legs quiver.
Last night when we got back from KFC I had a thumper dumper!
by Dr. Lipschitz August 26, 2010
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