thirstay

When you haven't gotten laid in a WHILE and you're so horny that it tricks you into thinking you want to be in a relationship. Vulnerable to getting trapped/cuffed/etcetera.

Girl A: Oh my gosh, I hate being single. I need to find someone and settle down... Wife me up! Maybe I should text that guy that was semi-attractive and really clingy... Or my ex that wants me back... Should I start going on dates again?
Girl B: Dude calm down, you're just thirstay. Go get some dick tonight.

by 77jmoney77 March 29, 2019

Thirstslap

Thirst trapped so hard you get shocked

"Damn she hot. i just got thirstslapped"

by dilflord November 30, 2022

Thirsties

The worst thing in the world. Your throat is getting dry, your lips are cracking. Your mind is slowly going and you have no choice but to sit and watch. You need a drink, but there are none in sight.

Wayne: I would literally drink my own piss right now.
Markus: Man, sounds like you got a case of the thirsties!
*Wayne strikes Markus dead*

by dannydunlop October 7, 2009

thirstation

the state of being deprived of water or any other liquid

Michael was lost in the desert and died of thirstation two days later.

by Brian Nelson September 13, 2007

thirsTay

to kiss someone by surprise with a rapid tongue movement similar to a cat licking up milk from a bowl

The other day, Taylor cam out of no where and gave me a thirsTay!

by Ricky and Foreskin April 29, 2009

Thirsties

A Group of people who are thirsty.

Damn, have you seen the people in the back of the school who are sucking dick for money?
Yeah! They are a bunch of thirsties.

by Terawwwrrrrr December 28, 2015

Thirstation

when your dying of dehydration

im dying of thirstation

by emma olson November 17, 2016