The X Factor

Supposedly a singing contest, yet instead one huge joke. All it is is an unfair competition in which a young, good-looking yet naive wannabe-famous boy or girl is chosen to be the next one hit wonder popstar to generate money for Simon Cowell. The winner is usually forgotten about after a few months, becoming only background noise in the music industry, but that doesn't matter to Simon, as he does it every year. The shows are heavily decorated and the drama is over exaggerated, making it even less about the singing, and to make matters worse the judges are always people that don't actually know much about music or singing. Plus the performances are usually enhanced with pre-recorded backing vocals. And no, your votes don't count, Simon chooses who goes through and who doesn't. It's a shame how music is about money nowadays, and not emotion and expression, and The X Factor is only making it worse.

Fuck Simon Cowell and The X Factor.

by absoluteloadofbollocks December 27, 2010

The X-Factor

When you hitting it from the back and you cross your arms for added grip

Jesus: yeah I was putting my penis in her from behind and it started to get a bit slick so I used the x-factor to maintain my godly pace
Jesus’s dad: good work son

by ppgang69 July 29, 2019

Sex without the X

Dull, lifeless, boring, unexciting lovemaking, as in non X-rated sex. You know, like when you get married.

A day without sunshine is like sex without the X.

by PeeBee February 13, 2004

The X-Crossover

The X-Crossover is a traditional ritual done by strangers to connect their souls with one another. According to scientific studies, the X-Crossover is a scientific soul connection process that is known to connect souls.

The X-Crossover was found in a cave painting said to be created 1300AD in Somalia

Man, we should really do the X-Crossover.
I heard that Gerald and Jeffery did the X-Crossy.
Brroooo let's get it, dude, let's do the crossy

by 69stickybruh August 27, 2020

doing the x

To do the most or to be eXtra

Paul: “WHY DO YOU KEEP TAKING MY PHONE”
William: “Chill out bro you don’t gotta be doing the x like that”

by IFailAtLife321 April 4, 2019

thexy

The word sexy while saying it with a lisp.
Thexual appeal to someones wenis.

Amanda tells Jen that she is thexy.

by Amanda has a nice wenis January 4, 2007

The X Presidents

(N.) A crazy-stupid, dope-fly, live-happenin', all-that-and-a-bag-of-cookies-with-chocolate-chips, funny ass cartoon on Saturday Night Live's Saturday TV Funhouse.

Valley Girl: The X-Presidents are like, so way better than those corny X-Men, for sure, tee hee.

by G-Union May 19, 2003