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Therapist

That weird lady that sits there and pretends that she knows what's going on in my life
I have to visit my therapist.. what a poser
by Sambrown November 12, 2015
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Massage Therapist

A prostitute or sexual worker. Normally a higher end call girl, but it can refer to any prostitute.
"I spent last night with a massage therapist last night."
"Shit dude. You should probably get screened."
"It should be fine, she was high class. It was expensive."
by Zebelon Pike August 4, 2009
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Occupational therapist

Nobody really knows what an occupational therapist does, even the therapists themselves are not altogether clear.

It may involve prescribing over toilet aids to old people, cajoling unco-ordinated children into completing sensory-motor activities, fighting off physical therapists who also claim to treat upper limb injuries and dealing with cranky night-shift nurses who are jealous they did not choose an alllied health profession.

Among the most over-worked and beleaguered of the helping professions, occupational therapists tend to get stuck dealing with the problems that even the social workers can't solve.
1. The occupational therapist just gave me this long handled toe wiper because my beer gut prevents me from reaching my own feet

2. I told the occupational therapist that Johnny was at risk of losing his subsidised accommodation if he keeps flushing newspaper down the toilet

3. The infection control committee are having kittens about the spread of germs from theraputty in the occupational therapy department
by kit8625 February 13, 2010
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Therapiss

v.i. to maliciously urinate on the property, likeness, or other representation of an individual or organization as catharsis
Dude 1: Aren't you upset that Taylor cheated on you?

Dude 2: Nah, man, I'm over it. I therapissed all over her car.
by sglmsp January 19, 2010
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Therapist friend

A person who is always there and always tries to help. Synonyms include, Nico.
Yk, I rly wish I had a therapist friend rn
by Nicothepeco April 25, 2022
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Myspace Therapist

When some one is totally theraputic on myspace, but doesnt know what hes talking about in real life
dude john was is a myspace therapist, but i was talking to him at school today, and knew crap
by rex rigus June 22, 2008
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ejaculatory therapist

Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!
by Uncle Dewy G April 7, 2016
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