Wetzels Crossaint

A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.
Damn man, me and Rebecca tried the Wetzels Crossaint last night.
by Jeebus1217 November 02, 2020
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Paul Wetzel

Ewww it fucking stinks aka Paul Wetzel
by Bill Kelly January 17, 2025
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The Wetzel

Noun

To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.
Beau gave MY wife the wetzel last night! She orgasm-ed for the first time as I watched (wearing a beret).
by JohJohnsderRickysBrother August 15, 2019
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Wetzel

A thick and relieving poop that resembles an unbraided soft pretzel.
My poop was so full and long and curvy, I thought I needed to call Auntie Anne, but it was just an unbraided soft pretzel, a Wetzel (Salt optional).
by April 25, 2022
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Wetzel

to pee on someone's bed. To shotgun a four loko. To live in Hudson hall and be ghetto. To play with your dick and a lamb/goat a lot.... i mean a hella lot. Rambunctious but a good person at heart.
Wait..... You fucked a goat. Stop being a Wetzel
by urbanman134 April 10, 2017
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Andrew Wetzel

A goofy guy who is very weird and has no friends
Wow i really don't like him he is like andrew wetzel
by andrewsawin421 May 16, 2023
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Andrew Wetzel

Co-founder and drummer of metalcore band Attack Attack!.
He started AA! when he was 17-18, and when they broke up, he started an alt. metal band named Nine Shrines.
Andrew Wetzel
by 7568ino November 14, 2023
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