by thisismxdx October 24, 2020
The Sun is the damn motherfucker responsible for heating us up. Without him Planet Earth whould be doomed (doomed I tell ya!!). Sometimes He assfucks the Moon and that's what we call an eclipse.
Some guy: "I'M BLIND!!!!"
Some other guy: "That's what happens when you look at the Sun for nearly 20 minutes!!!!"
Some other guy: "That's what happens when you look at the Sun for nearly 20 minutes!!!!"
by Rentarn November 26, 2005
Fucking fireball that hangs in the sky and fries innocent little teenage vampires like bacon as they come out their classes.
"The sun is going to kill us!"
"Billy! Run!"
*gets fried*
"NOOOOO! Billy! What happened?!"
"He forgot his sunscreen."
"Damn."
"Billy! Run!"
*gets fried*
"NOOOOO! Billy! What happened?!"
"He forgot his sunscreen."
"Damn."
by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 19, 2020
by HLlarryisreallll February 23, 2021
A deadly laser.
by Flatblok71 May 25, 2020
by Guntherr August 15, 2005
Louis Tomlinson is the human version of the sun. His smile and personality light up the whole world and he's just genuinely kind and caring person. We should all thank God for his existence.
by Shortwalls May 04, 2020