the shits

A slurred form of "the shit". Refferring to something of great coolness.

Implementing A* in less than 5 minutes is the shits!

by Bungalow Bill October 27, 2002

The Shits

One of the best bands ever, they are from new mexico and can play anyting well be it - rock and roll, prog rock, emo, metal, alternative, ska, nu, progressive, punk, pop-punk.....

The Shits play good musci. Period. just call it music don't stick a stupid label on it beyond music.

by anonymous October 22, 2004

the shits

1. Vindaloo + edibility
2. Bad, a ruder version of "down in the dumps"
3. AOL

Dude, that vindaloo gave me the shits!

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Argh, Mellanie dumped me, and now I'm feeling the shits from losing her...

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Peter: Hey Micheal, the shits sent us another frisbee in the mail today!

Micheal: Great! Let's go play with it in the garden, then add it to our other two thousand free discus! Thanks AOL!

by (>'.')> Nick Bull <('.'<) September 15, 2008

the shits

The good human attributes that contribute to success.

With his overall excellent physical and mental facilities, health and financial savvy, he has the shits to acquire and maintain his independent, mortgage-free, rent-free, leisurely and sporting life, even with a wife and several children. I'm not so endowed.

by Milt Alwin December 18, 2008

The shits

When you really need to take a dump.

Friend: Yo, let's go get some food

Me: Nah man I got the shits

by Crabtastic November 17, 2014

the shits

1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.

Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!

by blarghinatelazer April 12, 2015

The Shits

Slang word for cocaine commonly used by advid users.

Man i’m trying to get off the shits.

by ToastyThunda January 8, 2018